Любими филмови реплики :)

[Мила]

Ако ще си цитираме "Боен клуб", то нека бъде уникалното:

You're not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.

[FloWersOfEviL]

Fight club: It's only after we've lost everything, we're free to do anything.

[DarthDuri]

The Dark Side of the Force gives man powers which some people consider unnatural

(Chancelor) Emperor Palpatine

[Lord]

В този смисъл:
I find your lack of faith... disturbing. - Дарт Вейдър
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side. - Императора

[Scarface]

"There was no such thing as society and even if there was, I most certainly had nothing to do with it" - Mark Renton

[Solveig]

В този ред на мисли:

Trainspotting /1996/

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It wasn't just the baby that died that day. Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. It seemed that he had no theory with which to explain a moment like this... nor did I. Our only response was to keep on going and '.... everything'. pile misery upon misery, heap it up on a spoon and dissolve it with a drop of bile, then squirt it into a stinking, puerile vein and do it all over again. Keep on going, getting up, going out, robbing, stealing, fucking people over. Propelling ourselves with longing towards the day that it would all go wrong, because no matter how much you stash, or how much you steal you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and .... people over, you always need to get up and do it all over again.

Tommy: [In Renton's head] Better than s е x, Rents. Better than s e x. The ultimate hit. I'm a fucking adult, I can find out for meself. Well I'm finding out all right.
/ /

***
American beauty /1998/
Carolyn Burnham: Are you trying to look unattractive?
Jane Burnham: Yes.
Carolyn Burnham: Well, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably.

Carolyn Burnham: This is a $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk. It is not just a couch.
Lester Burnham: [shouts] It's just a couch!

Angela Hayes: Yeah? Well, at least I'm not ugly!
Ricky Fitts: Yes, you are. And you're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it.

Ricky Fitts: It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

Brad Dupree: Got a minute?
Lester Burnham: For you, Brad, I've got five!

Lester Burnham: This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.

Lester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

Ricky Fitts: I was filming this dead bird.
Angela Hayes: Why?
Ricky Fitts: Because it's beautiful.

Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go .... himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

Mr. Smiley's Manager: I don't think you'd fit in here.
Lester Burnham: I have fast food experience.
Mr. Smiley's Manager: Yeah, like twenty years ago!
Lester Burnham: Well, I'm sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry, but surely you must have some sort of training program. It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn.

Lester Burnham: [narrating] That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.

Ricky Fitts: She's not your friend. She's just someone you use to feel better about yourself.

Lester Burnham: My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already.
***
Juno /2007/

Juno MacGuff: I think I'm in love with you.
Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends?
Juno MacGuff: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...
Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.

Bren: Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.

Vanessa Loring: What's wrong? Why are you crying?
Juno MacGuff: I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing.

Juno MacGuff: I'm just like losing my faith with humanity.
Mac MacGuff: Can you can narrow that down for me?
Juno MacGuff: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.
Mac MacGuff: You mean like couples?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah, like people in love.
Mac MacGuff: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up.
Juno MacGuff: Dad, no!
Mac MacGuff: Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?
Juno MacGuff: Please stop.
Mac MacGuff: [persisting] Tore up from the floor up?
Juno MacGuff: That's not what it's about. I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
Mac MacGuff: Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy.
[Juno nods]
Mac MacGuff: Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. And I think I've found that person.
Mac MacGuff: Yeah sure you have - your old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously.
[nods to her belly]
Juno MacGuff: Dad, I think I'm just going to, like, shove out for a sec, but I won't be home late.
Mac MacGuff: Ok. You were talking about me right?

[Solveig]

"I like having lowself-esteem. It makes me feel special." - Jane Lane, Daria
***

Jane - No way, baby.

Daria - Come on. Do it for friendship.

Jane - I have no friends. I walk alone.

Daria - Well, then, do it for sisterhood or something.

Jane - Are you nuts?

Daria - Then do it for the opportunity to look inside people's houses and find out what screwed-up tastes they have.

Jane - I'm bringing a Polaroid.

[Мила]

Larry: "That's the spirit, thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now .... off and die."
Closer

[allshallperish]

"Ruuuuuuuuuuun, gooooooooooo, get to the choppa!'"
or
"Come on! Drink me, what are you waiting for?"

Ето нагледен матриал:

[humanityisthedevil]

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS

[Markov]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1vaORD8Z4E

[Бавария]

„Във всяка игра човек винаги има опонент. Във всяка игра винаги има жертва. Тайната е, човек да разбере кога се превръща в жертва, за да може да изненада всички.“
„Устата ще ти навлече неприятности, които тялото ти няма да понесе.“
Единсвеният начин да станеш по-умен е като играеш с умни опоненти.

[Търговецът на кристал]

От най-култовата сцена в "Съдружници по неволя" (припомням си ги - а това конкретно е от 08:00 нататък ):

Дейвид: - Fine.
Мади: - Fine.
Дейвид: - Good.
Мади: - Good.
Дейвид: - Bitch.
Мади: - Bastard.

Тя му удря 2 звууучни шамара, за да го разкара, но той не помръдва. На третия шамар й хваща ръката ииии... мдам. Ама тя цялата сцена е такава, много си го обичам тоя филм.

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И нещо, дето често цитирам, но май съм пропуснала по-рано:
- Do you know why they call it an altar? It's where they make human sacrifices.
и
- Hasn't anyone warned you against me?
- Oh, yes. Everyone.

[Solveig]

"I'm not obsessive. I'm just curious." - Ricky Fitts, "American beauty"

[fak]

Франкли, май диър, ай донт гив ъ дем - Рет Бътлър към Скарлет в "Отнесени от вихъра"