Има ли филологчета - англичанчета тук? Настоящи, бивши, бъдещи? Обаждайте се, хора!
ТЛ: Ya know what I`m thinking? Lets turn this thread into English thread! Practice your skills and stuff! Talk in English and make funny translations of Bulgarian or English expressions like "Ще се видя в чудо" = "I will see myself in miracle" (miracle is funnier than wonder and "a" is not funny)
Само с благословията на всемогъщите Администратори! Но сигурно ще искат форума да си остане изцяло на български.
ТЛ: Макар че не виждам зашо да няма по една тема за всеки език.
Като гледам колко са темите, надали ще се претовари форума
Ще поживеем, ще видим...
Без значение на какъв език, английски филолози от всички курсове, обединявайте се!
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillain.
Малко трудно ще се обединим като се има предвид, че малко хора знаят за този форум
Ако не беше ти, и аз нямаше да знам, защото влизах в сайта на Софийския само по време на кандидат-студентската кампания, което си беше доста отдавна. Иначе съм за
Cattle die and kinsmen die,
thyself too soon must die,
but one thing never, I ween, will die, --
fair fame of one who has earned.
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali hav kum tru.
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillain.
Настоящи, бивши, бъдещи? Обаждайте се, хора!
(miracle is funnier than wonder and "a" is not funny)
